This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for miracle cures. How can I stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a real email for once.
- Maybe someday this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- I'm reporting your actions to the authorities.
End This Damn Spam You Assholes
Listen fucking spam up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to knock it off. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Get Lost With Your Spammy Emails
You know you're so clever, sending out your junk to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Stupid Texts
- I have no time
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.